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Jesse
46 San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
About me: Greetings, fellow seekers of extraordinary romance! Prepare to have your reality shattered and your imagination ignited as I unveil the fantastical wonders that comprise my existence. I am a majestic enigma, crafted from the fabric of legends and bound by the whimsy of the universe. Picture this: riding a wild unicorn through the treacherous terrain of the Baja 1000, my golden locks flowing in the wind as the thunderous hooves echo my valiant journey. Legends speak of my lineage, for I am descended from the God Prometheus himself, blessed with otherworldly intelligence and a touch of divine mischief. In my quest for thrills and espionage, I once found myself interviewing at the Soviet embassy for a position as a quadruple agent. The intrigue! The secrets! Alas, my destiny had other plans, as I soon discovered my true calling: inventing the question mark and reshaping the very nature of curiosity. But wait, there's more! Hidden beneath the surface of my seemingly ordinary facade lies an extraordinary gift. My prosthetic pinky finger not only serves as a fashion statement but also provides flawless Wi-Fi connectivity to all within its radiant proximity. Delving into the realm of culinary excellence, I have mastered the ancient Greek art of crafting divine gyros. Zeus himself weeps with envy as I create gustatory marvels that transport the taste buds of mortals to the very heights of Mount Olympus. Unveiling secrets buried by time itself, I embarked on a perilous expedition that led me to discover the lost continent of Atlantis. Beneath the shimmering waves, I unraveled the mysteries of an ancient civilization, forever altering our understanding of history. In the realm of superhuman feats, I broke the sound barrier not with jets or rockets, but with the sheer power of my mind. A sonic boom of pure intellect reverberates through the heavens whenever I summon my mental prowess. Born with a club foot forged from pure gold, I am a walking testament to opulence and uniqueness. On Tuesdays, my undergarments are woven from the finest silks, adorning my ethereal form in exquisite luxury. My aura carries an enchanting power that elicits tears of joy from maidens with a simple act: ordering pizza. They weep, not just for the deliciousness that awaits but for the privilege of being in the presence of greatness. In the realm of practicality, I possess the ancient knowledge of utilizing a pickle as a doorstop. Doors bow before me in awe, held open by the briny wisdom that flows through my veins. Picture this extraordinary scene: I threw a surprise birthday party for the first time traveler, spanning across the fabric of time itself. Balloons adorned the TARDIS, and laughter echoed through the corridors of paradoxes. In recognition of my immeasurable valor, the Archduke of Transylvania bestowed upon me the highest honor of knighthood. Why, you ask? Because I single-handedly captured a skunk without succumbing to its potent spray. A feat whispered about in the darkest corners of lore. Ever the adventurer, I traversed the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean in a bathtub, paddling through waves and storms with unwavering determination. My bathtub became a vessel of dreams, a symbol of audacity that defies the boundaries of possibility. Now, dear souls, if you are prepared to dive headfirst into a whirlwind of imagination and embrace a love story that transcends the ordinary, I invite you to join me on this cosmic escapade. Together, we shall create a tale for the ages, painted with hues of enchantment and woven with the fabric of dreams.
Radojko
68 Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Seeking: Female 49 - 60
First things first - full disclosure, no beating around the bush... at the risk of being seen as shallow, I confess to believing that first impressions are lasting impressions. Yes, there's more to a good book than the cover, but the cover is what draws me into opening the book. Yes, beauty is only skin deep, but beauty is also in the eye of the beholder. Bottom line: it's the spark that lights the fire - physical attraction is important to me, as I'm sure it is to you, too. Without that initial spark, I'll never get the fire started... Now that that's out of the way... I'm inquisitive. I'm analytical. I enjoy tinkering and discovering the inner workings of stuff. I like to use both my hands and my mind - the hallmarks of a true problem solver. I'm told that I'm a pretty smart guy. I consider myself a Renaissance Man, but not quite a DaVinci. I know a little about a ton of things. But I also know a lot about a bunch of stuff, too. What's been a recurring theme in my life? That I'm good at teaching just about anything. I've taught everything from1st graders in the 80's about how to use Macs, to military brass how to keep their networks secure in the 21st century, and just about everything in between. I'm proud of my ability to break things down into simple English, but even more proud of my skill with other languages, too. I'm also just as comfortable on the playing field as in the classroom. I've competed, coached, and officiated at the highest levels. I guess I just like to explain stuff! Anything else?? Ask - I don't bite!!! :-) Travel, restoring vintage automobiles, golf, tennis, cycling, racquetball. Things I like: Silk sheets The aroma of freshly ground coffee Soft, smooth skin The smell of freshly cut grass The sound of waves crashing against rocks The subtle fragrance of perfume behind a woman’s earlobe The throaty roar of a muscle car’s engine The plunk of a golf ball as it drops into the cup at the end of a long, bending putt The swish of a basketball passing through the net The crack of the baseball as it flies off the bat on a home run. The sizzle of a tenderloin steak on a hot grill The reflection of two smiling faces off the gleaming surface of a vintage car The click of a camera as it captures that Kodak moment The crackle of a roaring fireplace The sparkle of the surface of the Adriatic The fragrance of freshly washed hair Sparkling eyes and a radiant smile Summer rain showers A clear night sky far from city lights The Boston skyline seen from the top of the Tobin bridge Suan La Chow Show Stuffed cabbage Kirk & Sweeney 23 Toscanini’s ice cream The Sunday crossword puzzle Things I don’t like: Anything Donald Trump Duck lips in photos Selfie sticks Overpowering perfume High maintenance Uncapped toothpaste Getting behind the wheel with the needle pointing to E Tardiness Forks, spoons, and knives unsorted in the dishwasher A cluttered bathroom vanity Anchovies Oily pizza Career politicians One-issue voters Investment bankers Health insurance companies Moral compasses that don’t point north Apathy Heartlessness Infidelity Dishonesty Political campaigns
LUIS
54 Los Angeles, California, United States
Seeking: Female 29 - 47
I am a very social guy, love to hang out with my friends. Family is very important for me. I exercise often on weekdays and ride my Mountain bike on weekends. I enjoy life and looking to share it with someone that is loyal and believes in honesty. Love to have a nice conversation with a good dinner and a drink, and why not a Good Tequila, never shot a good one, please :)-. I like food and like to try new stuff. If you're a food adventure, awesome let's do it together. I like, hmm, not true I LOVE tacos. Good ones for sure. Always chasing new and better spots, when i have the time. People that know me, describe me as a good friend, a great person with a good heart, and fun to be with. If i decide to share my life with someone I don't make decisions lightly, I am a man that puts his words where his mind and heart is. And will not give up at first issue, except cheating. I do not accept that as I offer the same. I respect all women, as I raised 2 with my example. My phrase to my girls "Find a man who treats you the way I treated your mom ". (my Late wife). If you like being disrespected or yelled at, because you believe this is passion. I am not the person for you. If you do that to your special person, please i don't need to meet you. keep scrolling to the next guy. Speak English and Spanish both Soy una persona buena con muy buenos valores y sentimientos. Soy fiel. Me gusta ayudar a la gente por que la vida me ha ayudado a mi. Soy divertido, me gusta disfrutar la vida. Me gusta mi trabajo y soy bueno en ello. Busco una relacion seria de preferencia, se que para llegar ahi toma tiempo. Espero honestidad pues ofrezco lo mismo.

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