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Carlus
38 Washington, District of Columbia, United States
Seeking: Female 21 - 35
James
59 Washington, District of Columbia, United States
Seeking: Female 40 - 55
Now I could say a lot and say nothing about me as a human being, but hopefully my basic profile information can answer those initial questions you may have. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE READ THIS PROFILE CAREFULLY to see if this works for you. I do not want any misunderstandings between us on how I present myself as a person, what I'm about and how I live. So take the time to consider everything I say here, thanks. So with that said, I can say that I'm no more than just a SBM "beach bum" (in spirit because I still have to pay bills) who deep down enjoys life to the fullest and appreciates each day given to live. However, as it was once said in a song, " I'm so tired of being alone...", lol. ALL THIS COMING FROM A GUY BORN AND RAISED IN NEW JERSEY, USA (on the famed NJ Shore in the heart of Bruce Springsteen country)! Bottom line, with having done numerous things in my life (salesman, news writer, printer, etc.), I have most importantly always been (and still remain) James (which is my first name). Nothing more, nothing less!!! What I'm good at is having ALWAYS had a curious nature about the universe, the world, and more importantly myself (in attempting to identify my relationship among all of three of them) who is constantly seeking knowledge. I'm really good at looking at THE BIG PICTURE and seeing all the individual parts (most importantly MINE!). Learning to understand how each one works within it, I find at times these parts may (in some instances) not work well together. However, I will ALWAYS accept responsibility for my part and will work very hard to make everything work well together. This I have come to understand through the spiritual teachings that were instilled in me throughout my life. So, I believe that a higher power greater than myself has a purpose for me that I must fulfill before my life comes to it's end. As long as I do "the next right thing", (or at least make an attempt at it), I believe that I've taken a step closer to completing that purpose. Now (at times), my approach to life can be also humorously sarcastic and brutally honest while attempting to live life, but I know that what I say is not meant to be cruel, it helps me to "KEEP IT REAL!" with not only with others, but more importantly, with myself. Currently, what I'm doing is working for the US government (while attempting to complete educational goals that I had put to the side because of living like a "beach bum"). I moved back to DC (in 2013) because I wanted to step back in time to a place that I fell in love with long ago, but NEVER appreciated it
Charles
47 Washington, District of Columbia, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 40
FUTURE MULTI-MILLIONAIRE (Hopefully) SEEKING A LONELY, LOVELY, LONG-LEGGED, SEXY LATINA SUPERMODEL (Who Has A Good Sense Of Humor) My name is Charles and I am a true Alpha Male. I am not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you have already met me... stalker :-) I am a combination of cool/calm/collected, controlled and unbridled passion. I am a well-mannered (sometimes WILD) male mammal. If I were to allow you an exclusive opportunity to get to know me and if you were to get too close to me... WARNING! I WILL BITE YOU REAL HARD ON YOUR SOFT SEXY REAR END. And you know that is what you want me to do to you, right? Sure, I could bore you to death with delusions of how wonderful I am, but let’s face it, I’m sure you've already read this about two hundred times in all the other men profiles. I believe words affect our emotions and our emotions influence our behavior and actions speak louder than words, so why bother? A lot of people have told me that I am “special” or “gifted”. I think they are just haters who are envious that I can count to 10 using my fingers, or to 20 with my shoes and socks off... and even to 21, when I am naked and in the shower (don't ask I won't have to tell you how I'm able to do it). More important than that... I surround myself with optimistic and positive people who are going somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean going somewhere the police detectives can’t find you. I am very open-minded with an international outlook (in a partner, I am looking for a very sexy Latina supermodel, remember?). I listen to classic soul music all the time. Yes, I have seen Maze, in concert, twenty-two times and I would probably listen to Frankie Beverly sing the phone book, if he did it in the Superdome. I’ve been all over four continents and I’m looking forward to conquering a fifth, when I have time. Having conquered the crocodiles in the Congo, the great white sharks of the Great Barrier Reef, and the anacondas of the Amazon, hopefully my next trip will involve a goldfish in a koi pond somewhere in Thailand, with a fifth of gin and a gold goblet to help me conquer it. And there is one thing more. I intend to take some interesting reading material with me and some of my favorite books are: Return Of The Badass, Playboy, The Kama Sutra... but my favorite book is Blissnosis. Yes, I am a risk-taker who is always up for a new adventure such as: hang-gliding, nude beaches, para-sailing, skinny-dipping (anything else you think we can get away with), whitewater rafting and etc. And I love amusement parks. When I go out, sometimes I like to go to an amusement park. If you were to go out with me, I guarantee you I “won’t” take you to a museum (BORING!). Yes the Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe created your body as a work of art. But your body is not a museum! Your body is not a building or a room where a collection of objects illustrating art or other subjects is kept and exhibited. Your body was not made only to look at it but don’t touch it. Your body is an amusement park (made for fun)! Your sexy Colombian female body was made to be looked at with astonishment and with anticipation; touched with enthusiasm and with excitement; and the thrill tremendously enjoyed... as it is rode again and again (repeatedly). Do you find yourself coming over and over again to the same simple conclusion? Yes sex is the best entertainment in town! So let’s have FUN at the amusement park! Hey, I’m game! Are you? Quick Question: Will I have to pay you an admission cost to come inside your amusement park? Because I’m definitely trying to enjoy the thrill of your rides! Oh well, if I have to pay you with marked money, that’s okay. Here’s why: If I were to pay you to have sex with me, that is called solicitation and... YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! Hey, I am a law enforcement officer and I am a Alpha male, remember? Also, I like sandy beaches, meaningful conversations, and I absolutely love my dog. My chihuahua named Coco, she knows how to bark in five other languages and I only taught her one of them. And there is one thing more. I’m presently looking for a new pet. Yes, I love a warm, trustworthy, submissive, soft, smart, quiet, obedient, loyal, loving, clean, breedable, appreciative, affectionate, ear-nuzzling female mammal. HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DESCRIPTION OF YOU! Yes, I keep very busy and I love my life. I don’t have the time or inclination to date everyone under the sun anymore, and I have no problem meeting new people. I am extremely, okay I should correctly say, I am semi-selective and, oh well, I am just fine if I don’t meet anyone cool and interesting, or whatever, here on this wonderful website... BUT, if you are someone really really really special, I will allow you to surrender your stubborn will (and your very sexy eyes and long lovely legs) to me, let me penetrate your weak, crumbling down wall of vulnerability, come inside your life, and allow you to join me and - together - successfully make our already great lives that much better... Yes, I’d love to have you along for the ride, as long as you don’t jump on my bad back and try to ride me (I have a bad back so don’t even think about it)! If you were to convince me there is something very special about you, and you’re curious about the world around you... if you can tell a good joke or you can take a joke and you are not easily offended (if I occassionally belch real loud and long or if I intentionally (ooops, I meant to say if I inadvertently) farted real softly / passed gas loudly without it smelling stinky... if you believe that sarcasm is a spice of life... if you can spell (without using Spelling Check), and you’re generally happy... if you want to see the world and travel... if you love to kiss, if you like to cuddle like a Cantonese cat on the sofa and you will shag like a saber-toothed Siberian tiger who will seductively strip off all her sexy stripes (so your part-time job is working as a amateur exotic dancer, huh?)... if you truly are a risk-taker who is always up for a new adventure and you are willing to risk getting caught shagging semi-public in the backseat of a car park next to a police precinct or you are curious about restraints and handcuffs because you want to satisfy your sexual fantasy of being totally dominated in bed in your puritanical parent’s bedroom, am I right? (Ooooo, you so naughty!)... if your body is very sexy, slim/thin, athletic (curvy in the right places is a plus)... if your eyes are bright and breathtaking and they convey the depth of your spirit... if you are beautiful inside and out (NOTE: your inside beauty is VERY important to me)... if you are slow but you think you can actually keep up with me (Note: I can run real fast and I can walk very far - okay, I admit I made a mistake. I can walk at least a couple of blocks without having to stop at the nearest bar, sit down on a uncomfortable bar stool, for just a little while, to catch my breath and rehydrate by drinking a bottle of beer - or two (ooops again, I meant to say by drinking a bottle of spring water or two) . Whew! I almost blew that one. lol Then the rest is negotiable (oh well, you can’t be a blood relative or a career celibacy practitioner or a nun or whatever)! NOTE: I don’t mind if you want to roleplay and I will allow you to wear a nun’s outfit when we are in your parents’ bedroom) lol

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